• Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.

  • If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
  • If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
  • If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
  • If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
  • She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

  (Source: strawberrytelle, via bizarrobassline)

  Posted on March 11, 2011 via Sweet Serendipity with 1,356 notes

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